"The Web of Taichi"

Spidy works the spear, a classical weapon of taijiquan training.

Tai Chi Chuan (Taijiquan) as practiced by the webslinger himself, "The Amazing Spiderman." Little known to the forces of evil and even would-be fans, Spidey enhances his inate senses, and keeps himself sane, by his devoted practice of the Taoist art of Taijiquan, the ultimate kung fu.

Narrator: Wuji, the art of stillness... Note how rooted the Webslinger is. Now wait a minute! Spidy are you cheating? The t'ai chi referee says that relying on your certian -ahem- "talents", to uproot opponents is against the rules.

Spidy: "Rules? What rules? The classics say: IF IT WORKS, USE IT!!!"

Narrator: Good point (mumbled). Wait a second, are you sure? (hesitant) I don't remember reading that in the classics. (losing confidence) What translation..?.(undone)

A white crane? Uh, I don't thinks so. Get off the wall Spidy!

Thats Better.

Yeah boy! Work that rollback. Sifu says ralax the wrist, and watch that knee alignment. Even a spider must,-uh well whatever. (Sigh)

Hold the ball, your choices are many.

Single whip. Eeexcellent choice. Um, Spidy Is that a webshooter in your hand? No, a mirror you say? A little too fond of your own image?
No of course not? Spidy is "reflecting" on the subtleties of his body structure and internal dynamics.

Twist to lotus and use a force of six ounces to deflect, (in Spidy's case) many thousands of pounds. A train this time, or Doc Oc?
Ya know what? Don't even tell me, I don't wanna know.

Spidy: "Now that's more like it. A sword in the hand...

Is worth two in the..." (nevermind.)

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